#shivaay is an awkward teen

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Ishqbaaz Liveblog, E5: Devi Maiyya Working Overtime for Shivika to Happen

Previously: E4 “Anyone between 40-59 is shit”

No big note here, except that I am still enjoying Ishqbaaz! I love the long gazes, the bros chilling, Anika being a badass and my desi self enjoying this like anything. 

Ab, enjoy the liveblog:

Episode 5 “Devi Maiyya Working Overtime for Shivika to Happen”

- Ewww Pinky here. 

- Tia? Who’s she?

- Pinky is so happy, over interest in beta ka chakkar. 

- Lady Baba? Lol, RUDY YOU ARE AMAZING. You call Tia that?Good, Shivaay told his bro to respect Tia. 

- Rudy: Respected Lady Baba! Okay so Shiaay just accepted he loves Tia. Hmm.

- LOL RUDY IS… HILARIOUS! 

- Ok so Rudy is about Nibba Nibbi waala pyaar and Omkara is all about Dhadkan waala pyaar. 

- Shivaay, lineage class bloodline aren’t qualities. Lol, Shivaay clarified that Tia gives space and stuff. So great. 

- Ohhhh… there’s a 1500 crore deal with their relationship - actually happens in big families. 

- Omkara wishing bro gets real love.

- Lolllll RUDY HOPING SHIVAAY FALLS IN LOVE PRE-WEDDING OTHERWISE IT COULD CAUSE COMPLICATIONS! 

- Dadi, what mystery call are you doing? 

- Baapre, Dadi got enough shock to get a heart attack. I have an inkling that with every other episode the IB people just give a heart attack to Dadi. 

- Dadi why are you surprised that they said lie, especially after taking Ram’s kasam. You have over estimated your sanskaar. 

- People overestimate children, you overestimated your teachings. 

- Poor Anika. Trauma from the death of her parents and (death?) of her younger sis.

- oK MY HEART IS BREAKING HOW OLDER ANIKA SNUGGLES UP TO SAHIL. 

- “Why fear something that even fireflies can defeat (darkness).” MY HEART MELTED.

- Side note: She’s middle classed so how is her room so big!!!!! Yaar mujhe bhi aise hi middle class hona hai.

- Of course, Shivaay and Anika are on the same road. 

- This Shivaay and Anika ka milaap ke liye Devi Maiyya is working on overdrive. I pity her, Devi Maiyya has lost all her time and sleep in making impossible happen - ArShi, ShivIka, RiKara - can’t these humans do anything for themselves.

- OH GOD HE WILL RUN OVER HER. AND ANIKA DON’T FIX YOUR SHOE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.

- ANIKA LOOK BEHIND YOU 

- Shivaay pulling a Singham! Didn’t know he was Ajay Devgn fan. 

- What car swerve, Rohit Shetty will be proud of you. 

- Nice suit Shivaay.

- Ok, Anika and Shivaay’s banter is hilarious. 

- “You had to find my car to die?” “Excuse me, I’m middle classed. I will find a middle classed way to die - such as under a local train” *Monisha Sarabhai clapping and whistling from the other end of Cuffe Parade*

- Ah, 2 crores car. This reminds me;

- Oh main nikla, gaddi leke, Oh sarak pe, Anika lane pe, Jo mod main liya, Uske pas dil chor aaya.

- Rudy will be proud of me.

- Meanwhile, Arnav and Khushi’s alter egos - Shivaay and Anika bicker about aukaad and all. Do all these heroes go to the same school?

- How come they all have the same homework! *cheater*

- Anika’s shock on a 2 crore car is me, I hate LUXURY ITEMS. Faltu ka kharcha!

- Ok Anika is SMART. Why not use the 2 crores to start a business instead - great idea. 

- Lol she thought dialogue is over and muttered “if not for being Priyanka’s bro” and FINALLY SOMEONE ADDRESSED THE DRAMATIC ENTRY OF A 4LION HERO.

- WHO RANDOMLY APPEARS

“KI AAP BHOOT KI TARHA ENTRY KYUN MAARTE HAIN!”

- Rudy, you don’t know how it feels to give half completed art of someone without telling the other person. Ah, no wonder Om is sweetly beating up his bro. 

- Dadi again in #merebetefeelz

- Oh no Dadi don’t go in the i-won’t-tell-them-truth-cause-they’re-so-happy. IT NEVER WORKS! DID YOU NOT SEE IPK! DEKHA WHAT HAPPENED WHEN KHUSHI HID SHYAM’S TRUTH? WHEN PAYAL HID SHYAM’S TRUTH? WHEN ARNAV LATER HID SHYAM’S TRUTH…

- Wait 70% of all problems came with everyone hiding Shyam’s truth? 

- Rudy is asking important questions, why is Shivaay marrying Lady Baba urf Tia. Lol, Rudy is roasting Tia like hell. #rudyroasts Om agrees! Arrey, Mr. Shayar strikes again. 

- Ok Om, Arnav would disagree - saudaa is also relationship. Sauda is a relationship.

- Wah, here Om talks about how the woman for Shivaay should be of his ‘takkar’ and boom we’re cut to Shivaay and Anika. I must say, this show lives and breathes on foreshadowing. Matlab subtlety jaye ghaas lene.

- Ok I love Anika’s throwbacks to every iconic male lead dialogue.

- “Pray you don’t see Shivaay Singh Oberoi’s anger” - SSO

- “Dude, wtf do you think you are?” - Anika 

- LOL Anika is going to test the power of Shivaay’s name with bulls - apparently the world doesn’t stop for Shivaay! Ok I’m loving this way too much.

- Ok Shivaay shut up, don’t go to Anika’s parents.

- LOL ANIKA THREW SHIT SHIVAAY’S CAR BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHIVAAY SPOKE CRAP.

- OH WHAT A SENTENCE I CRAFTED. 

- Om and Dadi and Rudy sitting and chatting about Shivaay. Is this the audience? Dadi has two jobs - clarify Shivaay’s stance and oversell him to the audience, or just foreshadow things in Shivaay’s life. 

- Shivaay, you flexer! But what a flex. 

- Anika legit challenged him if he could fly above a landslide.

- Turns out he can.

- Ok WHY IS OH JAANA PLAYING? I DON’T GET IT. WHEN YOU DO THIS I DON’T UNDERSTAND IF THIS IS SHOW TELLING US YO THESE TWO GONNA DO THE DEED ONE DAY OR TELLING US IF THE CHARACTERS FEEL A SPARK…

- Just noticed, Shivaay is a bit of an awkward teen around Anika. 

- Ok we come to this show’s Sim and Pam. 

- Hello Lady Baba.

- OMG DIA FROM MJHT!!!!!!! MERI DIA!!!!! HULCHUL HO DIL MAIN MILEY HAB HUM TUM!!!

- She’s Tia from Dia? Lol. 

- Oh I just realised that I have a shirt just like Anika’s. 

- OH GOD Devi Maiyya WORKING SO HARD TO GET SHIVAAY AND ANIKA TOGETHER. ANIKA HAD TO DELIVER FOOD AT TIA’S PLACE!

- Devi Maiyya be like:

- Wah, despite using a helicopter babua arrived later than Anika at Tia’s place. 

- I’m sometimes confused by the bg musics the show chooses.

- Hahaha Shivaay is stuck seeing Anika. 

- Ok has Nakuul been instructed to take his sunglasses off in just one way. 

- Haha Anika dancing so cutely in the bg, OK SEE NOW I DON’T KNOW IF SHIVAAY LIKES HER CRAZY DAN— 

- OH WAIT WHENEVER HE DOES THAT LITTLE TEEN HAIR THING IT MEANS HE’S ATTRACTED TO WHAT HE SEES BUT IS A BIT DOOFUS TO GET THAT. LOL

I cannot wait to see what happens next! No big footnote either cause finger cut but the lb was prewritten and it’s one of my biggest source if joy as of now, lol. AND I LOVE YOU’RE ALL KE NOTES!!!

See you soon, 

- JWB

Next up: E6 “Rudy takes over Devi Maiyya’s shipping duties”

[tellywoodtrash]

hey tt, do you think that the V that they're showing now (petty, giggly, cute, hearty eyed) is the real behavior of Vansh?? like do you think, his pre-Riddhima, pre-dying behaviour was because of how he had to take up responsibility for his fam at a very young age,etc. almost like sso, who wanted to become a doctor but had to take up OI cause manhoos family and all tht cause god forbid any bada beta of that ghar is actually happy and pursuing what they want

I mean, I don’t think he’s actually quite THIS gregarious naturally; he’s a little more withdrawn and socially awkward than “Vihaan”; but there must have been a time when he wasn’t always this serious and gruff and all-business; like he’s shown to have a wry sense of humour pre-cliff!Chalaang as well. It’s just that this family is just suchhhhhhh a burden on him. Like, even Shivaay had it better than him, in that his siblings genuinely tried to pull him outta his SSO mode regularly and make him unwind and stuff; but here, everyone seems to be in their own damn world, and Vansh was just left to handle all these spinning plates, with no real help at all. That plus Ragini’s betrayal seems to have cut him deep; the fact that he had a tattoo of her name and was doing crazy things like trying to burn it off with a candle shows he did have an immature ~~emo teen~~ side to him that was all Awaara Pagal Deewana types. The world just made him grow up far too quick and he just never let himself mellow down coz he thought that meant people would exploit him.

More than anything, Vihaan is an opportunity for him to see how Riddhima really is as a person. They had so much of a power imbalance in their first go, that this is like a re-do of their whole relationship - they’re now on a level playing field in their interpersonal dynamic, rather than her always being cowed into submission by his VANSH waala power and sneaking around all the time coz she’s scared of him/upsetting him. Now she’s just like IDGAF what you think of me and showing her real self, and he seems to be relishing the opportunity and lootofying mazze, lol.

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Ishqbaaz Liveblog, E11: Harassment Ne Bana Di Jodi

Previously: E10

Chalo I’m back after eons to liveblogging, I forgot how much I loved yelling on my screen. For this episode I am just screaming, so feel free to scream along with me. @tellywoodtrash​ you did warn me behen, but I still yelled. 

Episode 11: Harassment Ne Bana Di Jodi (Harassment Made/United The Couple)

- I HATE the setup looks hot. 

- Woah Nakuul’s eyes look so blue.

- Bad editing strikes - do I legit get 4/6 shots of her falling in the pool. They did the same thing with Tanhaiyaan and I was so pissed off.

- WHY ARE THEY PLAYING O JAANA 

- LIKE HE THREW HER IN THE POOL, HE’S WALKING TOWARDS HER, THERE’S NO ATTRACTION HERE (I mean yes they’re both handsome people) THEY DON’T KNOW MUCH, THEY WERE HAVING AN ARGUMENT, SHIVAAY IS GIVING VERY SCARY VIBES. IT IS DARK AND THEY ARE WET (not the way they should be)

- HE’S LITERALLY FORCING HER TO SAY SORRY

- Dude, did some teacher scold him in school so he’s hung up?

- OMG NO NO SHIVAAY YOU DIDN’T HOLD HER HAND

- WHY IS THERE SO MUCH WIND? I guess there’s over AC going on in the Oberoi mansion. 

- Shivaay, if you turn Annika towards you I will—

- You CANNOT intimidate her. Did he literally just say WHAT….

- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. 

- I DON’T HAVE WORDS. 

- HE IS HARASSING HER TO GET AN APOLOGY FROM HER? 

- WHAT SHIT IS HAPPENING? 

- Phew, thank God Dadi stepped in. Not to slap Shivaay, no, he just heard her. 

- THIS WAS HARASSMENT. What were the writers smoking? 

- What? He had her arrested? Because she was in the house? Also,

- Yes Priyanka, thanks for existing. Thanks Om and Rudy. 

- WtF is wrong with Shivaay. Acha, beta tu kiss kasam ki ladka hai? How dare you judge her when you’re worth her jutti? 

- He literally put her to jail because he has a fragile male ego? 

- YES OM. I LOVE YOU. MARRY ME (as of now). 

- Wait, I’m holding back my proposal. OMG OM an innocent girl is in jail and you’re obsessing over how much Annika is affecting Shivaay? 

- I sincerely hope this was Om’s reverse psychology to get Annika out of jail and not being Anjali to Arnav right now. 

- Ugh… Om, stop going through Anjali’s dialogues. 

- pOOR ANNIKA. BABY I’M HERE FOR YOU. Does Shivaay know what an arrest record and a night at jail can do for a normal person?

- OMG SHE HAS BRUISES? 

- I don’t see why they get together.

- Ah cool, ofc Shivaay you have nail marks. You were bloody harassing her. If you get angry… I’ll break you to bits.

- Yeh lo, you didn’t even notice the villains. Lol even the villain vibed with me. 

- Shivaay sounded me the most businessman now when he sharply checked the journalist calling him at an odd hour by “do you know what time it is” 

- WOAH, TEJ AND SVETLANA??? *not surprised they’re together, ugh, but more like how did she get this video* AND THE JOURNALIST HAS A RECORD OF IT? WOAH….

- YOU’RE GONNA DIVORCE JHANVI? MORE LIKE JHANVI SHOULD DIVORCE YOU YOU PIECE OF TATTI!

- I’m watching this show ignoring the whole Shivaay and Annika thing. Just watching it for the Oberoi drama and Saahil Annika’s relationship. Awww poor baby is worried for his sister.

- I LOVE THIS LITTLE KID. I LOVE HOW HE THREW KETCHUP ON THAT WEIRD AUNTY. 

- I love Annika. Her practicality is amazing. 

- Oh no, this is child abuse. I just want to adopt Annika and Saahil? 

- Ofc Shivaay got blackmailed by the journalist - I like seeing this side of things.

- Poor Annika, she’s so worried for Saahil.

- Ok… why isn’t Priyanka more worried that her friend has spent a day in jail for no reasons?

- WERE PINKY AND JHANVI DANCING TOGETHER? YESSSSS AND DADI JOINED THEM - YESSSSSSSSSS. I love this wholesomeness. 

- Yes Dadi, seeing Jhanvi and Pinky together I’m wondering too that where did the sun rise from.

- Here’s Tia, looking hot again. I love her fashion aesthetic. If they make her a negative character im going to screammmmmm

- Shivaay’s suits are truly amazing. 

- Tia is nice, I love she gives space and understanding… what did Shivaay do to find Tia? Just wondering… literally. 

- Does this weird villain literally camp outside the Oberoi house in her invisible rv? It would be a hill-

- Oh damn… is she going to blow a bomb? Is she going to kill Shivaay? We vibe villain, we totally vibe. I wonder how no one is sees her in her red border saree though. 

- HATE the editing, love that someone legit wanted to kill shivaay so quick. Karma, karma karma. 

- If the villain misses despite this obvious distance then behen, tumse na ho payega. This was literally the EASIEST target. 

- The End -

I don’t ship ShiVika. Especially after this scene. Yes, something exactly identical happens between Arnav and Khushi and that is also one of the few scenes I absolutely don’t like. The only difference is I was too deep into shipping them by the time this happened. I was still into the arrogant but deeply family bound Shivaay who’s an ass to Annika but also an awkward teen around her while Annika is her fiery self. This was harassment and I’m deleting it in my memory because I like the post post marriage version of themselves. 

Love,

- JWB

Next up: E12

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 06 + 07.05.19 lbs

06.05.19

whomst are you????????

ohhhhhhhhhh. this dude. who's in everything, but i can't name a single thing rn.

HER REAL NAME IS POOJA????????????????????

backstory: dada was a doctor. he was the only one who would take on amma as his patient. kindness was repaid when she took the kids in after his death.

rani = ishaani?

oh pooja/janhvi. you a masochist huh. (no wonder she married that bland personification of white bread, dhruv.)

the hinglish is very... conspicuous and awkward. doesn't seem natural at all. it’s taking me outta the scene.

pooja be going through her emo phase now in her late twenties, talking about the inability to feel dard anymore.

(shivaay singh oberoi: hold my kaali coffee. *sexy arm shenanigans* ab dard hua????)

amma: bish ek thappad lagaoongi toh achche se feel hoga dard tujhe.

amma is like why poor kavya tho? 

janhvi: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh ho, j secretly has soft spot for kavya. girls, just team uppppppppp and murder your haraami FIL.

so........ jai's kind of a dick.

all it took was the untangling of his earphones to get him to thaw. wow. next she'll help sonali get the knots out her hair and that relationship is sorted too.

JAI YOU FUCKER YOU KNEW WHERE THE KID WAS AND YOU WERE PURPOSELY BEING WITHHOLDING. FUCK YOU MAN.

oh amma's the source of all this gita gyaan that j keeps spouting.

i like amma. nice rational approach to revenge she has.

ugh This Fucker™

dhruv is 1000% done with his bs and wishing he’d joined the army like kabir.

lol why does that traffic light look comically fake?

trollololololol.

janhvi be like fuck that noise, imma murder them all.

oh shit she has a whole arya stark like kill-list.

ok i see pk and wife, dadaji, types chachi, and the creepy driver. one of them miiiiiight be dhruv? who the other rando men?

(interesting that kabir/jai/sonali aren't there.)

yo ishaani is a straight up psycho. worse than janhvi. she's ready to throw a kid into the pool just coz his ball hit her by mistake.

lol ofc.

ok now i see the commissioner there too.

idk if it's the killing eve effect or what, but i'm realllll into murdery chicks these days.

kavya asserting herself. noice.

amma trying to talk some sense into j re: dhruv, kabir, kavya, but j is just like "collateral damage, whatcha gonna do?"

amma: i'm not 100% convinced of your arguments, but i am team you, my lil sociopath.

here, have some besan ke laddoo to fuel your murderous rage!

wholesome. psychopaths need maa ka pyaar too.

this chotu has kainchi jaisi zubaan.

kavya is little bit amused but has to pretend to be all righteous and correct him. because that’s all parenting is. trying to make your kid a non-asshole, even if you secretly find it hilaaaaarious.

chotu is now enacting ishaani's spectacular splashdown.

kabir walks in mid-dramatization and is like WHUT?!!?!??

thank god he has the sense to ask for the whole story. and chotu is only too happy to explain.

lol his face as he processes.

pffffffffft.

casual intimacy. nice.

“chehre pe tumhare smile aayi hai and that's the best thing. looks good on you.”

fuck i think imma ship these two boringass idiots. godddddd the things lack of choice makes me do.

oh no.

can you just cut the phone on the army hq when they call???

pls god don't make him go to the sarhad or whatever and have her and aarush languishing here alone. i cannot take it. PLEASE.

lo iska doosra haath bhi toot jaata ab, coz ishaani's dripping water all over the place instead of drying off like a normal person.

ugh what a face. WHAT A FACE. how is she even real????

lol ladoo khilaake kaise kavya ko sorry bhi slip kar di.

expected tantrum.

di promises some exciting drama in return.

ouff. choke me, mom.

07.05.19

chachi ki comedy. pass.

ok i smirked a little at this tho. only coz it pissed PK off sooooo much.

yaaas j has entered to stir the pot.

+10 to kabir for physically intimidating his father. and alluding to knowledge of spywork/torture to get info?

janhvi is me and i am her.

forget WHY kavya would do it.... HOW would kavya do it, when she was sitting in the pooja that was sprung on her by surprise?

look who's team kavya rn! (thanks to some ishaarebaazi from di.)

blah blah blah threats.

a threat of arson has triggered janhvi.

is she holding his hand for the first time in their marriage of one year? why such a look?

sorry to be crass, but i assume they have a "normal" conjugal relationship (from her side to put up the act of being the perfect wife?) she just doesn't let him in emotionally, but all other ways she's all in to let him be lulled into complacency? idk. let's see.

hasty retreat.

lo laga diya isne apne cheese ka dukaan.

THIS GUY GIVES ZERO SHITS ABOUT HER TRAUMA AND IS LIKE IF DAD HADN’T SAID THAT YOU'D NEVER HAVE HELD MY HAND. DUDE, READ THE FUCKING ROOM. HONESTLY. WHY ARE MEN LIKE THIS?????

conceal, don't feel, don't let them know.

my god this idiot is realllllllly clueless.

ishaani gritting her teeth and being on team kavya against sonali. (who is also a piece of work. ugh. chachi's bachche are as beghairat as her.)

kavya bhi bewakoof, baaton mein aa gayi.

sigh.

yeh haseen nazaara dekh ke, yeh bewakoof bhi phisal gaya.

i don't like this sasta rudra singh oberoi fellow.

ainvayi ka 2 rs bhaichaara. hataao yaar.

This Fucker™ is gonna get murdered waaay before janhvi gets her hands on him if he keeps going like this.

thank god. the only person who can handle him.

THIS FUCKHENNNNNNNN (said in the voice of swineryy) ASSHOLE SHE BROUGHT FOOD FOR HIM WITH ONE BROKEN HAND AND HE'S YELLING AT HER????

oh she also gave back nicely. good.

plus a handy dandy solution. that this asshole didn't have the brain to think up??? fucking idiot.

“janhvi, you're the best thing that happened to the mittal family.”

“papa, aap bhi humaare life mein nahi aate, toh hum kahaan yeh sab karte.” GOD I LOVE HER.

she has some new political strategy that guarantees him a win. i can't waaaaaait. I CAN'T WAIT.

“i just love him. jitni chain ki neend yeh sote hain... just amazing. lucky guy.” lolololol

JANHVI BANNI CHULBULLLLLLLLLL.

lol she smaaaaaaaart. (also this is exactly how my dad used to sneak the car away for joyrides as a teen while my grandfather was napping.)

#KEEPSHRENUINAHOODIEALL2K19!!!!!!!!!

wasn't thaaat much of chain ki neend afterall.

why did you big powerful mittals not do a bg check on her before marrying???? then you wouldn't have to be chasing her around at 2 am.

she knows he's following. how can she not?? he's literally the only other one on the road and right behind her.

waah. masterstroke.

“you're just awesome janhvi! i love you even more now!” oh you poor dumbasssssss.

lol ofc. my smart cookie.

banter suggests they are old friends.

yup. is show ka dandi bhaiyya he is. brother cum behroopiya.

new spying duty. on whom tho? kabir and kavya i guess.

obligatory shrenu face appreciation of the day.

mummy ka doctor bhi pocket mein hai, aur kavya bhi. badhiya!!!!!!!

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 01.08.17 lb

ouff this mummeh is gonna do something for sure to put adchan in shivaay’s attempts to find truth, isn’t she? 😒😒😒

idiotttttttttt boyyyyyy, ab toh samajhhh jaaaa. please tell me you’re taking this tirade as a clue! 😥😥😥

TELL ME HE’S SUSPICIOUS. PLEASE GODDDDDDDDDD. 😭😭😭

TIA BABY!!!!!!!!!!! MY ANGEL MY SUN MY MOON ALL MY STARS! 😍😍😍

TIA HOW COULD ANYONE NOT SMILE SEEING YOU!?!???! YOU’RE ADORABLE. 😊😊😊

omg please come backkkkkkkk to this show please!!!!!!! i miss youuuuuuuu. 😚😚😚😚😚😚

awww “shivaaay baby”!!!!!!!!!!! GOD. SHE’S TOO CUTE. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. 💖💖💖

i’m so so so happy that my #1 ship for this show is happy together. dooodho nahao phulo phalo! 💑🏽💑🏽💑🏽

where is their baby tho??? like, tia should be showing by now? maybe even close to delivery? wait... this show is three months in the future, SHE SHOULD HAVE GIVEN BIRTH BY NOW. WHERE’S THE BABYYYYY? 😯😯😯

yessssssss, tia SPILLLLL THAT TRUTH!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

lmao tiaaaa and her slavish obsession with social media. 😆😆😆

also, lol, is she a member of rudra’s “shivika” fan page? 😂😂😂

THANK GOD. SEED HAS BEEN PLANTED. THAAAAAAANK GOD. *gets on my damn knees thanking God* 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

smell the fart acting on realization that EVERYONE knows the truth except him. 

lmao, in dono ka abhi bhi chal raha hai yahan pe. 🙄🙄🙄

lol poor rudra, he’s trying sooooo hard for his chulbul bhaabi. but she’s got a pretty tall order for him. he’s no advay singh raizada, that he can do ghar pe baithe baithe cloud seeding to make badal and baarish for her. 😕😕😕

EEEEEE MY (BR)OT3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍

oh god it’s going to be bade bhaiyya’s tharki idea isn’t it, to get her all sexified and ~~~INSPIRE him with her BADAN. 😟😟😟

yupppppppppp, this face tells me that bade bhaiyya has sex on the mind. 😬😬😬

how nice of shivaay to ensure his brother gets laid, even when he’s in the middle of a personal crisis. khud toh kuch nahi mil raha, chota bhai hi aish karle. matlab, bhai ho toh aisa! #SPABestBhai2018 😌😌😌

anda nonsense. forwarding. ⏩⏩⏩

sahil’s getting blasted for being bad at math. 😂😂😂

don’t worry, uski bhi shaadi kisi calculator type ladki se karwa denge jaise teri karwa di hai. 😊😊😊

whoop. big, angry, calculator singh oberoi alert! 😬😬😬

ohhhhhhhh boy. directtttttt questioning. 🤐🤐🤐

what an idiot. he should have just left at it “tia mili thi mujhe.” and she’d think that tia told him everything and have spit it out. ouff shivaay, tu kitna kachcha khilaadi hai. 

meanwhile, murder girlfriends are still hanging out, like a buncha regular girlfriends! i love it! 👯🏽👯🏽👯🏽

not loving the scary tej sightings though. (today’s certainty that this is a tejLana plan: 90%) 

shivaay is channeling his best enrique and being all YOU CAN RUN YOU CAN HIDE BUT YOU CAN’T ESCAPE MY LOVE. 😗😗😗

this is enrique’s best song. fight me. it is!!!!!!!!! what a song! best sung very loudly and very out of tune in the car. especially that high pitched YOU CAN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! part towards the end. 😅😅😅

excuse me, taking 4 minute break from this episode to go watch the video and feel a little guilty and dirty (used to hide from parents and watch the video when it first came out when i was a baby teen. still have the feeling i’m doing something shaaaady when i watch it as a grownass adult. 😳😳😳😳😳)

ok, i’m back! back to billu getting all up on our girl. 

ouff, why can’t he just sex it outta her??!???? 😫😫😫😫 he knows he totally can. and they both totally waaaant it. look at his droopy sex eyes and her TAKE ME NOW face: 

ugh the flashbacks are totally killing the mood. saaaame chaar rando scenes they’re showing since last two episodes. these two have a million other scenes, switch it up a little! 😒😒😒

nope. billu won’t be distracted by her delicious bod pressed up against him. he wants answerssssssssss. 😠😠😠

“tumhe maine pehle bhi kaha tha, shivaay singh oberoi ne haath chodne ke liye nahi pakda hai.” 

aaaaaaaaaand i’m crying. great. 😭😭😭😭😭

“par chod toh diya.” “maine choda nahi, TUMNE chudaaya tha.”

yaaaaaas billu! call her out on her BS! 😪😪😪😫😫😫

ohhhhh boy. billu ka paara chad raha hai at thought of paraya mard. yiiiiiiiikes. 😬😬😬

ooooooooh. she’s trying to hoodwink him to get outta lying but NOPE. BILLU WANTS AN ANSWER. 😶😶😶

MERI AANKHON MEIN DEKH KAR BOLO! OH NO. OH NOOOOOOOO! 😧😧😧

she’s reaaallllllly trying to loophole her way outta this, but he’s like a dog with a damn bone. FINALLY. THIS IS THE SHIVAAY I WANTED TO SEE. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

“sab kuch mere hisaab se hua hi kahaan? agar mere hisaab se hota toh hum alag hi...” 

aaaaaand crying again. and i love it. oh the angst.  😭😭😭😭😭

very ‘a few good men’ vibes from this moment no????  

coz he can’t. he really can’t handle the truth. 

time to get the truth outta her, with angst and sexual tension. 😏😏😏

OH MY GOD NO WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING FLASHBACKS TO HIS RAPEYNESS IN THE WEDDING EPISODE LIKE THIS WITHOUT ANY WARNING. IT REALLY FEELS LIKE I’M GETTING SUCKER PUNCHED IN THE GUT. 💥💥💥👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽

YEAH GIRL. YOU STAND UP TO HIM. KICK HIM IN THE NUTS. 😤😤😤

oh thank god scene change. to shaant, susheel omki. i needed that. *exhaaaaaaaaale* 😌😌😌

LMAO GAURI’S SEXY SMOKE MACHINE ENTRY IS JUST REMINDING ME OF THIS SCENE IN B99 🤣🤣🤣

gooooooood going, billu. what an idea sirjee! only about 87% awkward and tharki af that you gave the idea to your baby devrani, but imma just... side step that, coz your intentions were noble. 😕😕😕

haaaaaaaaaye, omki’s gentle surprised smile. 😍😍😍

ok this is taking too long. someone make a move, instead of just standing there smiling like lovesick idiots. 😐😐😐

lol like... how supremely confident do you have to be to pull this off though?? like BEHOLD ME I AM HERE TO BE YOUR MUSE AND LIFT YOU OUT OF YOUR CREATIVE BLOCK!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT ME AND BE INSPIREDDDDDDD! LET THERE BE ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😶😶😶

someday, i aspire to be this confident. for now though... *sighs and crawls deeper into the blankets* 

HEIN? WHAT IS THIS RANDOMNESS? 😧😧😧

... ok so this hall has just turned into a Room Of Requirement for these sexually repressed third gen Oberois?!?! so multi purpose! it can be a store room! it can be a random khopcha to have a moti sevaiyaan dinner! it can have a fountain and exploding colour bombs for ~INEESPEERATION! it can be anything and everything! 😯😯😯

ok omki’s smile is cute and all but i’m tired. fwding. 😶😶😶

also coz I HATE THIS SONG. I DON’T KNOW WHY, BUT I DO. I HATE THIS SONG SO MUCH. it’s the only one i hate from the otherwise stellar DCH soundtrack. 😣😣😣

ouff painting banana hai toh banao. just make the song stop playing. 😑😑😑

LOL WHAT EVEN? WHY IS HE... THIS SCENE IS JUST SO RANDOMLY SEXY? (and not in a good way. like, there was no build up, he’s just suddenly CARRYING her all sexy like?) 🤔🤔🤔

that pose looks awkward and tiring. 😬😬😬

oh. okay. 3% less awkward now that the other hand is down, but just as tiring. 🙄🙄🙄

RUDRA. YOU DO KNOW SHE’S A COP? LET HER DO HER FUCKING JOB IN PEACE??????? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? LIKE... GET A FUCKING JOB MAN. INSTEAD OF JUST FOLLOWING SOME GIRL AROUND WHILE SHE TRIES TO DO HERS. 😡😡😡

oh god a mor pankh. i just know what’s coming. 😬😬😬

yuuuuuuuuuuuup. 😣😣😣 this is awkward af. 

ok i’m having michmichi with you two and your weirdly erotic painting scene now. show me my other angry bird babies. have they started hate sexing up against the cupboards yet? 😚😚😚

OH WAIT. TENSION. BECAUSE BAREILLY. 😯😯😯

OH MY GOD OM. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN “ASLIYAT”??? I THOUGHT WE ESTABLISHED THAT YOU MADE A MISTAKE?!?!? 😟😟😟

what even is going on with the andas? is that a clip of her parents that bhavya is watching? 🤔🤔🤔

OM WHY ARE YOU SO.......... *strangles him* 😡😡😡😡

OMFG I AM REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD FOR PINKY RN. FWDING. FUCKING FWDING. ⏩⏩⏩⏩⏩⏩

BOHUT HO GAYA YEH ABLA CHIRAIYYA BANNNNA! 😠😠😠😠

anyone want breakfast? fried andas coming up in 5 min! 🍳🍳🍳

see? this is why bulbul and bade bhaiyya are brotp. they’re the exact same person. tiny rage-filled monsters who won’t quit hounding ya for answers. 😌😌😌

ASKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK HIMMMMMM GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas bulbulllllllllllllll, leave his ass! leave his unworthy assssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

ok so the one good thing from all this is that bhavya cannot be anika’s chutki, right? coz wholeeeeeeeeeeee different backstory. RIGHT??? 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

bhavya is honestly the fucking worst. rudra, just get the fuck out, leaving her. at least you’ll be alive for saumya. 😒😒😒

pft fine. take her. whatever. idgaf. 🙄🙄🙄

time to angstilyyyyyy lean against a pillar and rage. you know, as you do. 😆😆

great, evil/emo!Kara is back. 🙄🙄🙄

idhar andas are also boiling in angst. 

you know what, i don’t hate bhavya as a character. or mansi as an actor. she’s really holding her own in this emotional scene. i just really really hate any scene she’s in with another person, because of what the writing does to every other character around her. give me solo scenes, and i’m fine. but put her in a room with rudra, and my blood pressure hits the roof because of how fucking stupid HE is being. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

oh great. anika broke the shivaayBot. 😟😟😟

GIRL YOU KNEW HIS HARDWARE WASN’T CAPABLE OF HANDLING THE UPGRADE. THEN WHY........... 😣😣😣